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So, I run out to grab a sandwich from a local deli. I’m walking up to our front door and something hits me in the chest. Kind of like a rubber band. Then I hear beating wings. I jump to the side and look down at the wall and there is a big green grasshopper hanging on the wall. That thing scared me to death because it caught me off guard. I was looking in my brown paper bag at my sandwich, chips, and Snapple. Hate it when these kinds of things happen.